Big, Blonde And Beautiful - Mary Bond Davis/Marissa Jaret Winokur等群星

作词：Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman

作曲：Marc Shaiman

Once upon a time

Girl i was just like you

Never let my extra large

Largesse shine through

Hair was brown and nappy

Never had no fun

I hid under a bushel

Which is easier said than done

Then one day my grandma

Who was big and stout

She said you gotta love yourself

From inside out

And just as soon as i learned

How to strut my funky stuff

I found out that the world at large

Can't get enough so

Bring on that pecan pie

Pour some sugar on it

Sugar don't be shy

Scoop me up a mess

Of that chocolate swirl

Don't be stingy

I'm a growing girl

1 offer big love

With no apology

How can i deny the world

The most of me

I am not afraid

To throw my weight around

Pound by pound by pound

Because i'm

Big blonde and beautiful

There is nothin' 'bout me

That's unsuitable

No one wants a meal

That only offers the least

When girl we're servin' up

The whole damn feast

Slice off a piece

Of that hog head cheese

Then take a look inside

My book of recipes

Now don't you sniff around

For something fluffy and light

I need a man who brings

A man-size Appetite

I'll use a pinch of sugar

And a dash of spice

I'll let ya lick the spoon

Because it tastes so nice

I'll keep it in my oven

'Til it's good and hot

Keep on stirring til it hits the spot

Because i'm

Big blonde and beautiful

And Edna girl you're lookin' so

Recruitable

Why sit in the bleachers

Timid and afraid

When Edna

You can be your own parade

So How 'bout it Mama

Well I am big I am blonde ish and if you say

I'm beautiful I guess I'm beautiful OK I'll do it

Yeaaa

Look out old Baltimore

We're marching in

'And we ain't shufflin'

Through that old back door

And Tracy i will join the fight

If i can keep up this pace

And girls i'll be right at your side

If i can find some space

So you can

Hold your head up

Just as big as ya please

You know they'll hear me knockin'

With the two of these

Tomorrow side by side

We'll show the world what's right

Looks like i'm touchin' up my roots tonight

Then we'll be

Big blonde and beautiful

It's time to face the fact

It's irrefutable

Can't ya hear that rumbling

That's our hunger to be free

It's time to finlly taste

Equality

On mother daughter day

Where thin is in

We're white as wool

Well ladies big is back

And as for black it's

Beautiful

All shapes and sizes follow me

Let's bust their chops

Quick cali the cops

We're gonna dance our way to victory

2 4 6 8 TV'S got to integrate

Stay away This isn't Negro Day

You bet i'm big

This blond is gray

Tracy this was beautiful

Big blonde and beautiful leads the way

No one's getting on TV today