Superior - Squidward

作词：Andy Paley/Tom Kenny

作曲：Andy Paley/Tom Kenny

I look out from my window at the losers down below

I'm a king and they're just bums

I'm the toast among the crumbs

The profile in the mirror gets more classic everyday

Every feature every trait

Is this to be my fate Oh why was I made this way -ay

(Glass Breaks)

Blast you

Superior I'm so much better than you

A cut above the rest

In so many ways I'm blessed

Oh woe is me What shall I do

Superior The creamy creme de la crop

I'm flying on a higher plane

Tried to drag me down your drain

But I'll remain right here on top Thank you

Eons and eons of devolving peons

Have just served to lower the bar

It's survival of the dumbest

While us great ones get punished

In a world of black holes I'm a star

Superior Oh don't you wish you were me

You're so bland and I'm sublime

A pearl cast before you swine

But you're too blind to see Hello

A cut crystal jar A fine caviar

A bubble bath and gold pinky rings

Ascots and brie Me me me and more me

Along with a quartet of strings

Watch me work

Wait for me now

Well somebody's flat

My reed sorry

Now pick it up 5 6 7 8

Superior You ask me how I know

The answer's so profound Oh how do I dumb this down

You inferior Me superior

Nothing makes me leerier than your gouache exterior

I'm superior (Coughing)

The next evolutionary step