歌曲名 The Clicker Blues (Live) 歌手名 Barbra Streisand

作词：Alan Bergman+Marilyn Bergman

作曲：Alan Bergman+Marilyn Bergman

Remember when

Online was where you hung the wash

And a mega byte was a really big nosh

And if it was a vrus you got

You went to the doctor and got a shot uhhh

Internet or Interface

Download upload database

Pixel shmixle cyber speak

They may as well be speaking greek

Once a floppy disk meant you had a bum back

A hack drove a cab

And a burgral was a mac

Modems chat rooms dos and dots

A mouse in your pad that's why we had cats

Nowadays you need a degree from MIT

To operate your own TV

I used to find a channel quicker

When all you needed was one clicker

Listen I don't mean to bicker

But now my clicker has a clicker

And each new clicker makes me sicker

If I could only find a clicker

To turn all the clickers off