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Stuart

My name it is matthews

And I've got it made

A memorial maker it's a profitable trade

I don't solicit business

There's no point in trying

What I like about my customers they just keep on dying

Here lies frederick

Mourned by his wife

He lead a blameless life

He couldn't win the way she treated him

His gravestone should have read

Here lies fred he's better off dead

Rest in peace

Rest in peace

My name it is matthews

And I've got it made

A memorial maker it's a profitable trade

They bring the names of husbands

They bring the names of wives

They want me to perpetuate their awful

Dreary lives

Here lies john

Run over by a bus

He was loved by all of us

His time on earth

What was it worth

When all is said and done

Here lies john we're rather glad he's gone

Rest in peace

Rest in peace

They come to me and spend all they've got

'Cause it costs quite a lot to be remembered

They think it is the only way

What would the neighbors say anyway

It's so prestigious

Even though you're not religious

Maybe one day I will carve a stone

Big enough for everyone

And written there for those who care

In letters ten feet high：

Here they lie who were born to die

Rest in peace

Rest in peace

Rest in peace

Rest in peace now my friend

It's the end

Rest in peace

Rest in peace now my friend

It's the end

My name it is matthews

And I've got it made

A memorial maker it's a profitable trade