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Big Dummy - Tommy Collins

Written by：Tommy Collins

Mirror mirror what am I this mornin' big dummy

What do you call a guy that ain't got no learnin' big dummy

I spent every dime that I made last week

And there ain't even lipstick on my cheek

What's another way to say overlay meek big dummy

I could've kissed her a dozen times last night big dummy

A pretty little buddy and I wouldn't hold it tight

I ran out of gas in my old clunk

And I ran I gotta spare it outta my trunk

Sometimes I think I oughta be a monk big dummy

It wadn't very late but I thought

I better take her on in big dummy

I couldn't hardly talk for a quiver in my chin

She let's sit in a parlor

Awhile she gave me a wink and a great big smile

I said I better go gotta drive ten miles big dummy

I got up my nerve

Next week from big brother Luke now you're talkin' hahaha

He told me high steppin'

Girls don't like the spook haha haha

But she told me she didn't want me

Around said you go jump in the river and drown

She's goin' out with

That naughty bill brown big dummy now you're a big dummy