Gypsy If Momma Was Married - Sandra Church/Lane Bradbury

作词：Stephen Sondheim

作曲：Jule Styne (B 1905)

If momma was married

We'd live in a house

As private as private can be

Just momma three ducks five canaries a mouse

Two monkeys one father six turtles

And me

If momma was married

If momma was married

I'd jump in the air

And give all my toe shoes to you

I'd get all those hair ribbons

Out of my hair

And once and for all

I'd get momma out too

If momma was married

Momma get out your white dress

You've done it before

Without much success

Momma Godspeed and God bless

We're not keeping score

What's one more or less

Oh momma say yes

And waltz down the aisle

While you may

I'll gladly support you

I'll even escort you

And I'll gladly give you away

Oh momma get married today

If momma was married there wouldn't be any more

Let me entertain you let me make you smile

I will do some kicks

I will do some tricks

Sing out Louise

Smile baby

Momma please take our advice

We aren't The Lunts

I'm not Fanny Brice

Momma we'll buy you the rice

If only this once

You wouldn't think twice

It could be so nice

If momma got married to stay

But momma gets married

And

Married

And

Married

And never gets carried away

Oh momma

Oh momma

Oh momma

Get married today