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Golden blunders come in pairs

They're very unaware

What they know is what they've seen

Education wasn't fun

But now that school is done

Higher learning's just begun hey hey hey

You're going to watch what you say for a long time

You're going to suffer the guilt forever

You're going to get in the way at the wrong time

You're going to mess up things you though you would never

Disappointment breeds contempt

It makes you feel inept

Never thought you'd feel alone at home

His and hers forever more

Throw your freedom out the door

Before you find out what it's for hey hey hey

You're going to watch what you say for a long time

You're going to suffer the guilt forever

You're going to get in the way at the wrong time

You're going to mess up things you though you would never

Four weeks seemed like a long time then

But nine months is longer now

And even if you never speak again

You've already made the wedding vow

You're going to watch what you say for a long time (boy)

You're going to suffer the guilt forever

You're going to get in the way at the wrong time (girl)

You're going to mess up things you though you would never

Honeymoons will never start

Bonds will blow apart

Just as fast as they were made

Men and women please beware

Don't pretend you care

Nothing lasts when nothing's there ah-hah-hah

You're going to watch what you say for a long time (boy)

You're going to suffer the guilt forever

You're going to get in the way at the wrong time (girl)

You're going to mess up things you though you would never

You're going to watch what you say for a long time (boy)

You're going to suffer the guilt forever

You're going to get in the way at the wrong time (girl)

You're going to mess up things you though you would never

You're going to watch what you say for a long time (boy)

You're going to suffer the guilt forever

You're going to get in the way at the wrong time (girl)

You're going to mess up things you though you would never