Frozen Fred - Nits

作词：Maarten Peters

作曲：Maarten Peters

This is a story you haven't heard

You may not believe it's true

What happened to this cat called frozen Fred

Could happen to me and to you

Fred had a passion for frozen food

And TV dinners too

He hated that merciless summer sun

The weekly barbecue

Spends his summer

In the swimming pool

Trying desperately to keep it cool

Girls girls girls go by

They do not see him

They don't even try

They don't even try

Won't even try

No one shook hands with frozen Fred

His hands were too cold to hold

Isn't it tragic isn't it sad

They left him in the cold

No safari to hot Africa

He booked a passage to Antarctica

He's doing well among the Eskimos

They even gave him one of their igloos

Igloo oe oe oes oe oe oe oes

There's no place in our world today

For weirdos like frozen Fred

They found him one morning cold and still

So sad frozen Fred is dead

No warm day for frozen Fred

They've frozen him cold and deep

So many a century from now

He might wake up from his sleep