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Jim And Jack And Hank (吉姆 杰克和汉克) (Live) - Johnny Hansen

Written by：Alan Jackson

Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming

Rather clear what's taking place

You were holding onto Louie

He was packin' he was heavy

That plastic handle just about to break

Well then you picked up Chloe

She knew y'all were going

She started barking like a tank

I was shocked and I was joking

But I will not be lonely

Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis your apple martinis

Take what's left there in the bank

Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies

To me you're just a total blank

Go on and leave me baby I don't need you

I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching

That little dog right in your lap

I became a little sad and called up my old dad

He said son you just woke me from my nap

I told him you had left me

He said son now don't you hate me

You know exactly what I think

You know you're better off you can fish and you can golf

You still got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis your apple martinis

Take what's left there in the bank

Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies

To me you're just a total blank

Go on and leave me baby I don't need you

I got Jim and Jack and Hank that's right

So I got out the whiskey and I began to listen to the songs

Out in my truck you couldn't crank

I started feeling empty then again it hit me

I've got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis your apple martinis

Take what's left there in the bank

Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies

To me you're just a total blank

Go on and leave me baby I don't need you

I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Yeah now go on and leave me baby

I don't need you

I got Jim and Jack and Hank

That's right you go ahead I'll be ok cause I got Jose

Captain Morgan not to mention old George and Tammy

And Loretta Merle Willie Nelson Big John Cash

How about old Jimmy Buffett

Bring him in there when that sun's shining

George Strait an old friend

Can't forget Hank Jr. and all his rowdy friends

I'm gonna clean out the whole closet baby

Oh yeah