Ten Thousand Four Hundred Thirty-Two Sheep(78rpm Version) - Doris Day

作词：Sammy Cahn

作曲：Jule Styne

I didn't sleep again last night

And I'd like to discuss the matter

The nerves to which I'm strung are tight

And I'm as beat as a bowl of batter

If old man Rip Van Winkle

Thought his long sleep was a curse

I know how the old man felt

Because I've got his problem in reverse

Ten thousand four hundred and thirty two sheep

How long can I toss like this

Ten thousand four hundred and thirty three sheep

What did you put in that kiss

I've tried all the remedies

The well-known good advice

Took a hot tub and an alcohol rub

Did the alphabet backwards twice

Ten thousand four hundred and thirty four sheep

We'd better get married soon

Ten thousand four hundred and thirty five sheep

I'll never hold out till June

How much do I love you

Just in case you didn't know

You get a mental kiss

With every sheep I count

And I still got a million sheep to go

Did you ever try seeing see a doctor

A doctor

I went to see a noted doctor

Who's a famous analyst

Then he led me to the couch

And he gently took my wrist

I paid him fifty dollars

(Well that sounds pretty cheap)

Cheap I should have paid him nothing

'Cause I still can't sleep

(Ten thousand four hundred) and thirty six sheep

(And one sheep that got away)

He took another lamb

(Ten thousand four hundred) and thirty eight sheep

Won't night ever turn to day

Oh what a fool I am

How much do I love you

Just in case you didn't know

You get a mental kiss with every sheep I count

Add them all together

That's a large amount

I've counted a trillion sheep

How many

I've counted a billion sheep

How many

Well at least a million sheep I know

How the numbers grow

And I got about million more to go

Ten thousand nine thousand eight thousand

Seven thousand six thousand five thousand