The Feminine Touch - Johnny Paycheck

作词：L Kingston/F Dycus

作曲：L Kingston/F Dycus

I delivered the orders from your

last Stanley Party

Though I got some strange looks at the doors

And I canceled our subscription to

the Ladies Home Journal

And told Avon not to call anymore

Men have no need for magazines

they don't read

For perfume and powder and such

Me and the house and everything in it

Have lost the Faminine touch

The clock by our bed just gave up

and stopped ticking

And the flowers on the mantel have died

The dust is gettin' deep on everything

but the ceiling

And I've lost all my home owner's pride

Bottles are made from the

bar to the bedroom

I've turned inside things for a crutch

Me and the house and everything in it

Have lost the Faminine touch

Girl I sure miss your Faminine touch