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Our Driver Gestures - Crash Test Dummies

Written by：Brad Roberts

When you start your journey

You go and meet your driver

You shake his hand

And hope he's feeling well

The things to come

May be somewhat unfamiliar

Like eating herring

Where the sun does not go down

Our driver calculates

What time we'll hit town

And every time

A border comes

We go inside

And meet with someone

Perhaps a form

Will need to be filled in

Then we can go

And restart up the engines

Plumbing often varies

In the various different countries

I like to crouch down

And turn on those bidets

I'll have a cocktail

Pick at my fingernails

And then I'll squat down

For a wash to end the day

Our driver recommends

We try the souffle

And every time

A border comes

We go inside

And meet with someone

Perhaps a form

Will need to be filled in

Then we can go

And restart up the engines

Then we went down under

And we were told of farmers

Who brought some pigs here

From the old country

But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat

Jellyfish

And now you get stung

If you're swimming in the seas

Our driver gestures out

Behind the palm trees

And every time

A border comes

We go inside

And meet with someone

Perhaps a form

Will need to be filled in

Then we can go

And restart up the engines