I Am With Stupid - Scatterbrain

作词：Tommy Christ

作曲：Scatterbrain

This is it it was like this

Thought I was the king thought that I was it

And I had no tolerance for idiots

I was always saying most people are dicks

I made fun of all them jerks

That's how I got my kicks

I laughed at men I laughed at gods

Then one night I had a dream about a petri dish

It was sittin' on my shoulder

Growing some kind of fungus or some kind of mold er

I didn't know what it meant

I didn't know how it got there

But one things for sure

I never woke from that nightmare

Woke up one day not long ago and much to my surprise

There was a head in my bed right next to me

It was looking me in the eyes

In the middle of the night it seems that this head

Had just grown up from my shoulder

It looked a lot like one of Jerry's kids

Except that it was older

On my shoulder Not a poster

I've grown stupid happened overnight

I'm with stupid he's with me

I've grown stupid happened overnight

I'm with stupid he's with me

In my bed next to the head was a note it said

You were always mean to stupid people

You laughed right in their face

Welcome to the world of a new kind of Karma

Where we don't wait till you're dead

Reincarnation will come later

For now you get this head instead

Stupid Head

I've grown stupid happened overnight

I'm with stupid he's with me

I've grown stupid happened overnight

I'm with stupid he's with me

I wish I may I wish I might

Ditch this head that I grew last night 'cause

I've grown stupid happened overnight

I'm with stupid he's with me

The note said I couldn't kill the head

And I shouldn't kill myself

Or I'd be reborn as something worse

Stupid curse

Well I don't want to know

What could be worse than this

This karma kiss oh gods let's get this over with

Instant Karma is gonna get you

Gonna knock you right in the other head

You better you better get your heads together

'Cause pretty soon you're gonna be dead

Since that day my life is shot

I can't even go outside

It's bad enough to have to heads

But it's worse when one's unoccupied

So I just sit at home feed and bathe my head

Wishin' waitin' wishin'

Waitin' for that day I'm dead

Stupid Head

I've grown stupid happened overnight

I'm with stupid he's with me

I've grown stupid happened overnight

I'm with stupid he's with me

I wish I may I wish I might

Ditch this head that I grew last night 'cause

I've grown stupid happened overnight

I'm with stupid Head he's with me