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Too Fat Polka - Arthur Godfrey

Here's a silly ditty,

You can sing it right away

Now, here is what you say

So sing it while you may

Here's a silly jingle,

You can sing it night or noon

Here's the words, that's all you need

'Cause I just sang the tune:

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

I don't want her, you can have her,

She's too fat for me

She's too fat

She's too fat

She's too fat for me

I get dizzy

I get numbo

When I'm dancing

my With Jum-Jum-Jumbo

I don't want her, you can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

I don't want her, you can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat

She's too fat

She's too fat for me

Can she prance up a hill?

No, no, no, no, no

Can she dance a quadrille?

No, no, no, no, no

Does she fit in your coupe?

By herself she's a group

Could she possibly

Sit upon your knee?

No, no, no

We don't want her, you can have her

She's too fat for me

And she's too fat for me

But she's just right for me

We don't want her, you can have her

She's too fat for me

Yeah, she's too fat,

Much too fat

But she's just right for me

She's so charming

And she's so winning

But it's alarming

When she goes in swimming

We don't want her, you can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

But she's just right for me

So I sure want her, you can't have her

She's just right for me

But she's too fat!

She's not too fat!

She's just right for me!

She's a twosome,

She's a foursome

If she'd lose some

I would like her more some

I don't want her, you can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

She's too fat for me

I don't want her you can have her

She's too fat for me

She's too fat

Much too fat

She's too fat for me

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