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Well, Mamma was exhausted after she had me

Took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me

Doctor turned to Mamma and he shook his head

Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said

"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell

Ooh, brr, Mamma, he's a double XL"

By the second grade, I was five foot two

Fifth grade, I was wearin' a size 12 shoe

Eighth grade, I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall

And the coaches had me playin' High School football

Uncle Roy said, "Boy, you'll make the NFL

Ooh, brr, son you're a double XL"

Double XL, double XL

Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell

Double XL, double XL

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

Ooh, brr, baby, I'm a double XL, hey

Here we go

Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida

Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California

A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold

They want a real man with meat on his bones

I'll yank their Yankees, ring their southern bells

They say, "Ooh, brr, we love a double XL"

Double XL, double XL

Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell

Double XL, double XL

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

Ooh, brr, baby I'm a double XL

Double XL solo

Well, double XL, double XL

Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell

Double XL, double XL

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

Ooh, brr, baby I'm a double XL

Well if you have any doubts, come see for yourself

Why all the girls love a double XL

Ooh, brr, yeah I'm a double XL

Yeah, oh

Triple XL too