歌曲名 Isle Thing 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic

作曲：Tone Loc

Met this fine young thing at

The local Circle K

She made a date for a half past

Eight and I said What the hey

So I journeyed to her crib and

I let myself inside

That chick was slouched

Down on the couch

I think her brain was fried

Couldn't figure it out she

Wouldn't even look at me

Then I saw her eyes she was

Hypnotized cold glued to her TV

Hey what's your problem baby

Doll let's have a little fling

She said Hey you fool now just be cool

I'm watchin that Gilligan's Isle thing

Isle thing isle thing

Watchin all night musta been a marathon

I was bummin those shows kept

Comin here's what was going on

These castaways were stranded

On this island out at sea

One of'em called Gilligan

Said Let's name it after me

He'd mess up every rescue

Man that first mate was illin

If I was one of those Castaways

I think I'd probably kill'em

Just about that time

Telephone began to ring

She said Just let it

My machine'll get it

We're watchin the Gilligan's Isle thing

Isle thing

She loves that Gilligan's Isle thing

Isle thing please baby baby please

I like the professor

He always saved their butts

He could build a nuclear reactor

From a couple of coconuts

She said That guy's a genius

I shook my head and laughed

I said If he's so fly they tell me

Why he couldn't build a lousy raft

And while we're on the subject

I'll tell you one thing for sure

Those homeboys brought an awful

Lot for just a three hour tour

Then her mom came in the room

It was kind of embarrassing

She said Hey you two

I was once like you

And I loved that Gilligan's Isle thing

Isle thing she'd watch that

Gilligan's Isle thing

Please baby baby please

Skipper's in a hammock

He's looking kinda fat

He'd throw a fit and then he'd

Hit old Gilligan with his hat

Mrs Hal got it going on

But Mr Hal was meaner

Ginger and Mary Anne could've

Used some funky cold medina

I was really digging this show

I didn't know what to do

It kinda looked like I was hooked

Now I'm an addict too

I know each episode by heart

Now I'm the rerun king

And on every date we both stay up late

And we watch the Gilligan's Isle thing

Isle thing hasta la vista little buddy

Gilligan's Isle thing