Spatula City - Weird Al Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic

作曲：Al Yankovic

There's just one place to go

For all your spatula needs

Spatula City

Spatula City

A giant warehouse of spatulas

For every occasion

Thousands to choose from

In every shape size and colour

And because we eliminate the middle man

We can sell all our spatulas

Factory direct to you

Where do you go when you want to

Buy name brand spatulas

At a fraction of retail cost

Spatula City

Spatula City

And this weekend only take advantage

Of our special liquidation sale

Buy nine spatulas get the tenth

One for just one penny

Don't forget they make

Great Christmas presents

And what better way to say I love you

Than with the gift of a spatula

Spatula City

Spatula City

Hello this is Sy Greenblum

President of the Spatula City

I liked their spatulas so much

I bought the company

Spatula City seven locations

We're in the yellow pages under spatulas

My where did you get that lovely spatula

Spatula City we sell spatulas and that's all