Lie Detector - Sleeper

作词：Louise Wener

作曲：Louise Wener/Andy Maclure

She's a movie star arrangement

Got a touch of bergman and her face

She wears suits and buys him flowers

Smokes his cigarettes and bakes him cakes

He says uh oh I love you

But I'm not sure I trust you

You seem strange to me

She's got green eyes and she's lovely

Reminds me of the it girl with her lips

Got an automatic license

Reads all dostoievskys household tips

He says uh oh I love you

But I'm not sure I trust you

You seem strange to me

How come everyone suspects her

Attach her to a lie detector

Watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn

And every time she answers yes

The needles on his polygraph test

Just go round in circles like his brain

She's got long hair but she's ugly

Got a touch of einstein to her brain

She wears fat clothes but she's cunning

People say she's easy all the same

He says uh oh I love you

But I'm not sure I trust you

You seem strange to me

How come everyone suspects her

Attach her to a lie detector

Watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn

And every time she answers yes

The needles on his polygraph test

Just go round in circles like his brain

It took a thousand cliches just to scold her

Took a man from stepford and a tape recorder

Got his ego broken so crestfallen

You made a start you made us laugh

Stop it your''e a grown man baby

It's just that your heads no good