Alimony - "Weird Al" Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic

作曲：T. James/B. Gentry/B. Bloom/R. Cordell

Here she comes now wants her alimony

Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony

Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now

Well first she took my nest egg

Then she took the nest

I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)

Yeah (yeah) yeah yeah

'Cause she took my house (alimony)

My car (alimony)

My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too Too bad

(alimony) so sad (alimony)

Ah-she got (alimony) got the gift of grab

I'm in debt (debt) debt (debt)

Debt (debt) debt debt debt (debt)

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony

Tryin' to squeeze blood from a stonee-stony

Ooh I took her for better or for worse yeah

Then she took me for everything yeah everything

She could get (get) get (get)

Get get get

Well I'm out of cash

(alimony) no dough (alimony)

I'm broke (alimony) it's no joke

The check's in the mail (alimony) get off (alimony)

My back (alimony) cut me some slack

I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)

Yeah yeah yeah

(Ooh I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do

(Ooh I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due

(Ooh I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue

(Ooh I want my alimo-mo-mony)

Alimony (yeah) mony (yeah)

Yeah (yeah) yeah yeah yeah

Wow

(Alimony alimony alimony) I said

Come on come on come on

Alimony alimony alimony

Bleed me dry

I said no (no) oh no (no)

No no no no

Come on

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