歌曲名 Dog Eat Dog

歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic

作曲：Al Yankovic

Found a job in a great big office

And I really love this place

I got my

My very own scotch tape dispenser

And I've got a private parking space ha

And I've got a coffee mug with my name right on it

In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine

Don't even touch it Cause it doesn't belong to you

I'm watchin you so don't get funny

I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder

Watch out It's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone It feels alright

Watch Out It's dog eat dog

Here we go

I love to watch my boss get angry

So I can count the veins on his neck Ha

Everyday is like a picnic

Every Friday get a check

Well do I smell Jelly donuts This is my lucky day

I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetner

Hold on a minute just one more jelly donut

They'll never miss it No they'll never miss it

I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder

Watch Out Well It's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone It feels alright

Watch out Hey Well It's dog eat dog

Sometimes I can't believe this is all happening

Sometimes I can't believe I'm sitting here

Sometimes I tell myself This is not my beautiful stapler

Sometimes I tell myself This is not my beautiful chair

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals

Maybe I can get on Letterman

I think I made a big mistake

Where's my liquid paper where's my liquid paper

I'm climbing way up way up the corporate ladder

Watch out Well It's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone It feels alright

Better be careful now It's dog eat dog

Watch out mama it's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone it feels real good

Hey dog eat dog