Guilty As Charged - John C. Reilly

作词：Charlie Wadhams/Gus Seyffert

作曲：Charlie Wadhams/Gus Seyffert

Good morning your honor

May I approach the bench

I don't give a damn what anyone thinks

I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink

I'm a wanted man and I'm blowin' town

Don't waste your time tryin' to hunt me down

The cops are sayin' I belong behind bars

And I'm guilty

Guilty

I'm guilty as charged

I ain't never lost a fight in my life

I'll send you home crying to your fat

And ugly wife

If you don't believe me when I tell you this

Well let me introduce you to

My rock hard fist

Rock hard fist

If you're accusing me of living too hard

Well I'm guilty

Guilty

I'm guilty as charged

I ain't asking God to forgive my sins

Take a good look and

You'll know where I've been

I'm dancing with the devil

Every night and everyday

People pay attention to the things that I say

I don't need anybody's help to rise above it

If you don't like the way I'm livin' buddy

Why don't you shove it

When you feel the ground

Shaking underneath your feet

Oh that's yours truly walkin' down the street

Come a little closer girl I'll show you my scars

And I'm guilty

Guilty

I'm guilty as charged

If you're saying my love is too large

And I'm guilty

Guilty

I'm guilty as charged

Oh I'm guilty guilty

I'm guilty as charged

Yeah got me

Guilty

I'm guilty as charged