King of Suede - "Weird Al" Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic

作曲：Sting

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today

They're all thirty percent off from yesterday

There's Fortrel polyester leather

wool and tweed

Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need

We've got every color

we've got ev'ry shade

We're located next door to

Willy's Fun Arcade

We got every fabric that was ever made

But I'm known in this city

as the King of Suede

We got portly and regular and extra long

(Is my size up there )

We got tailors to fix it

if it comes out wrong

(Is my size up there )

We got all kinds of sweatshirts

you can take your pick

(Is my size up there )

With the collars ripped off

like that Flash dance flick

(Is my size up there )

Our prices are low my staff is underpaid

You can buy off the rack

or have it custom made

And it's all guaranteed to

never shrink or fade

'Cause of my reputation

as the King of Suede

If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom

(Is my size up there )

We can get you the best one

that's made in Taiwan

(Is my size up there )

We got jackets with patches

on the elbows too

(Is my size up there )

And we'll sell 'em all factory direct to you

(Is my size up there )

Well I never made it

past the second grade

It took all of my life for me

to learn this trade

But my friends are all thinking

that I've got it made

'Cause I'm known the world over

as the King of Suede

There's a two for one

sale on our three piece suits

Check out our suede pajamas

and our suede covered boots

You can try on our suede

underwear if you choose

Do what you want

but don't step on my blue suede shoes

King of Suede

Don't miss out on

our giant liquidation sale

(Is my size up there )

Look for our color catalog

in next week's mail

(Is my size up there )

There's a sale on

our double knit slacks today

It's the same old sale as yesterday

Thirty years in the same location

I have stayed

There I am right next door to

Willy's Fun Arcade

I got tough competition

but I'm not afraid

'Cause it's my destiny to be

the King of Suede

King of Suede

King of Suede

King of Suede

I'll always be King of Suede

I'll always be King of Suede