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Three Little Pigs---Green Jelly

Why don't you sit right back

And I I may tell you a tale

A tale of three little pigs

And a BIG BAD WOLFFF

Well the first little piggy well he was kinda hip

He spent most of his days just a dreamin of the city

And then one day he bought a guitar

He moved to Hollywood to become a star

But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city

Built his house out of straw what a pity

And then one day jammin on some chords

Along came the wolf knocking on his door

(Chorus)

Little Pig Little Pig let me in

NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Little Pig Little Pig let me in

NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in

Huffin puffin blow your house in

Huffin puffin blow your house in

Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in

Well the second little piggy well he was kinda stoked

He spent most of his time just a ganga smokin

Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach

Getting paid money for religious speech

He built his shelter from what he garbage picked

Mostly made up of old cans and sticks

Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley

And along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley

Little Pig Little Pig let me in

NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Little Pig Little Pig let me in

NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in

Huffin puffin blow your house in

Huffin puffin blow your house in

Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in

Well the third little piggy the grade A student

His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent

Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College

Built his house from his architect knowledge

A tri-level mansion Hollywood Hills

Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills

And then one day came the old house smasher

The BIG BAD WOLF THE LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER

Little Pig Little Pig let me in

NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Little Pig Little Pig let me in

NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in

Huffin puffin blow your house in

Huffin puffin blow your house in

Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in

Well the big bad Wolf

Well he huffed and he puffed all that he could

And low and behold the little piggy's house stood

"IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE " the little piggy shouted

The wolf just frowned as he pouted

So they called nine-eleven like any piggy would

The sent out RAMBO just as fast as they could

(Rambo)

"YO WOLF-FACE I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE YOUR ASS IS MINE "

(gunshots)

Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see

So thats to end the story for you and me

If you still give a listen you just may here a big wolf or little piggy

Say

Little Pig Little Pig let me in

NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Little Pig Little Pig let me in

NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN

Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in

Huffin puffin blow your house in

Huffin puffin blow your house in

Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in

" And the moral of the story is ' A band with no talent can easily amuse

Idiots with a stupid puppet show "