The Pants - Brad Paisley

作词：Tim Owens/Chris DuBois/Brad Paisley

作曲：Tim Owens/Chris DuBois/Brad Paisley

３６ ３２ boot cut with a skoal ring

Grease stains bleach spots and a hole in the knee

You say the man inside those

Levi's don't take orders

She'll just have to realize you'll

do as you damn well please

You wear the pants

Buddy good for you

I'm so impressed

Yeah whoopty-doo

You need to know

That ain't how it works

It's not who wears the pants

It's who wears the skirt

In the top drawer of her dresser there's some panties

Go try on that purple pair with lace and frills

With your big old thighs I bet you can't get in 'em

With that attitude of yours hell I bet you never will

But you wear the pants

Buddy good for you

I'm so impressed

Yeah whoopty-doo

You need to know

That ain't how it works

It's not who wears the pants

It's who wears the skirt

A big old boy like you can probably bench ３５０

A little thing like her can barely lift the bar

Just wait 'til that woman has a headache

And she sits there with her legs crossed

we'll see how strong you are

You wear the pants

Well buddy good for you

We're so impressed

Yeah whoopty-doo

You'll soon find out

That ain't how it works

It's not who wears the pants

It's who wears the skirt

You wear the pants

She'll wear the skirt