Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Home Free

作词：Randy Brooks

作曲：Randy Brooks

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Grandpa we believe

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog

And we'd begged her not to go

But she'd forgot her medication

And she stumbled out the door into the snow

When they found her Christmas mornin'

At the scene of the attack

She had hoof prints on her forehead

And incriminating Claus marks on her back

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me an' grandpa we believe

Now we're all so proud of grampa

He's been taking this so well

See him in there watchin' football

Playing cards and drinkin' beer with cousin Mel

It's not Christmas without grandma

All the family's dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we open up her gifts or send them back

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me an' grandpa we believe

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of fig

And the blue and silver candles

That would just have matched

The hair in grandma's wig

I've warned all my friends and neigbors

Better watch out for yourselves

They should never give a license

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

And that's why

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me an' grandpa we believe

But as for me an' grandpa we believe

Yes as for me an' grandpa we believe