歌曲名 The Night Before Christmas 1967 (Spoken Word)

歌手名 Jorma Taccone

Ahem alright

This is Spider-Man the year is 1967

I'm going to be reading 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse

And certainly not criminals

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there

The children were nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads

And mamma in her 'kerchief and I in my cap

Had just settled our brains

What version is this

Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap

When my Spidey senses started tingling

Out on the lawn there arose such a clatter

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter

Hey there better not be any nefarious activity out here

'Cause my Spidey senses are ring ranging off the hook

My Spidey senses

Away to the window I flew like a flash

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave a luster of midday to objects below

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer

With a little old driver so lively and quick

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came

And he whistled and shouted and called them by name

Now Dasher Now Dancer Now Prancer and Vixen

On Comet On Cupid On Dunder and Blixen

You know what You know what

This is long this is really long

I I'll just skip to the end here

Da da da da da da

Sugarplums let's see threw up the sash

Moon on the breast that's funny

Chubby elf turned with a jerk

Here we go big finish and

But I heard him exclaimed ere he drove out of sight

Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night

That good

Am I filling out a time card or you you gonna send it to Judy

Alright great

I have a splitting headache

Christmas party last night

Ten sheets to the wind

Threw up on the train tracks on 34th

These kids saw me and

Not a good look for a Spider-Man

Anyway

You're not still recording are you

Okay great