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Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are singing

On TV - at SAKS

Honest living, honest living

Honest living, honest living

Can't you spare a dime or two?

Honest living, honest living

Honest living, honest living

Here but for the grace of God go you

Honest living, honest living

Honest living, honest living

You'll be merry

I'll be merry

Though merry ain't in my vocabulary

No sleigh bells

No Santa Claus

No yule log

No tinsel

No holly

No hearth

No-

“Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

No room at the Holiday Inn - oh no

And it's beginning to snow

Hats, Bats, Shoes, Booze

Mountain bikes, Potpourri

Leather bags, Girlie mags

Forty-fives, AZT

No one's buying

Feel like crying

No room at the Holiday Inn - oh no

And it's beginning to snow

How about a fur

In perfect shape

Owned by an MBA from uptown

I got a tweed

Broken in by a greedy

Broker who went broke

And then broke down

You don't have to do this...

Hush your mouth, it's Christmas

I do not deserve you, Angel

Give, give

Wait

All you do

What's on the floor?

Is give

Give me some way

Let's see some more

To show

No, no, no, no-

How you've touched me so

Kiss me, it's beginning to snow

...She said, "Would you light my candle"

And she put on a pout

And she wanted you

To take her out tonight?

Right

She got you out!

She was more than okay

But I pushed her away

It was bad, I got mad

And I had to get her out of my sight

Wait, wait, wait - you said she was sweet

Let's go eat

I'll just get fat

It's the one vice left when you're dead meat

There! That's her!

Maureen?

Mimi!

Woah!

I should go

Hey, it's beginning to snow

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

Follow the man, follow the man

With his pockets full of the jam

Follow the man, follow the man

Help me out, Daddy, if you can

Got any D, man?

I'm cool

Got any C, man?

I'm cool

Got any X?

Any smack?

Any horse?

Any joogie boogie boy?

Any blow?

Hey…

Hey...

I just want to say

I'm sorry for the way-

Forget it

I blew up

Can I make it up to you?

How?

Dinner party?

That'll do

Hey lover boy, cutie pie

You steal my client, you die

You didn't miss me, you won't miss her

You'll never lack for customers

I'm willin'

I'm illin'

I gotta get my sickness off

Gotta run, gotta ride

Gotta gun, gotta hide, gotta go

And it's beginning to snow

Wish me luck, Alison, the protest is on

Got any C, man?

L.L. Bean, Geoffrey Beene

Burberry zip-out lining

Got any D, man?

Honest living-

Mark, this is Mimi

Hi

She’ll be dining with us

Got any B, man?

Here's a new arrival

That is an ounce

Hats, dats, bats

Got any crack?

That’s my coat!

Got any X?

We give discounts

Got any C, man?

I think we’ve met

Let's get a better one

It’s a sham

Got any D, man?

That’s what he said

I said it’s a gram!

But she's a thief!

Got any B, man?

But she brought us together

Which investor’s coming?

Got any crack?

I’ll take the leather

Got any X?

Your father?- Damn!

Got any C, man?

Got any D, man?

Got any B, man?

Got any X?

Crack?

I’m willin’

I’m illin’

Gotta get my sickness off

C-D help me

Follow the man, follow the man

Follow the man

Jugie boogie, jugie boogie

Follow the man, follow the man

Any crack, any X, any jugie boogie boy

Any blow, any X, any jugie boogie boy

Got any D, man? Got any C, man?

Got any crack, any X, any jugie boogie?

I’m dreaming of a right Christmas

Just like the ones I used to know

Jingle bells

Prison cells

Fal la la la la

Fa la la la la

You have the right to remain

Silent night

Holy night

Fall on your knees

Oh night divine

You’ll do some time

Fa la la la la

Fa la la la la

Christmas bells are swinging

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are singing

In my dreams

Next year

Once you donate you can go

Celebrate in Tuckahoe

You’ll feel cherry

I’ll feel cheery

Tho’ I don’t really know that theory

No bathrobe

No steuben glass

No cappuccino maker

No pearls

No diamonds

No “chestnuts roasting on an open fire”

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no-

Twenty-five

Fifteen

Twenty-five

Fifteen

Twenty-five

Fifteen

No way, twenty-four

Fifteen

Twenty-four

Fifteen

Twenty-four

Fifteen

Not today, twenty-three

Fifteen

Twenty-three

Fifteen

Twenty-three

Fifteen, it’s old

Twenty-two

Fifteen

Twenty-two

Fifteen

Seventeen

Fifteen

Fifteen

Sold!

Give, give

All you do

Is give

Give me some way

To show

How you’ve touched me so

Let’s go

To the lot

Maureen’s performing

Who’s Maureen?

His ex

But I am

Over her

Let’s not

Hold hands yet

Is that a warning?

I just need

You just need

He just needs

To take it slow

I should tell you I should tell you

I should tell you I should tell you

I should tell you I-

And it’s beginning to

And it’s beginning to

And it’s beginning to…

Joanne, which way to the stage!?

Snow!!!