歌曲名 Luckiest Loser 歌手名 Bowling For Soup

作词：JONES Stacy REDDICK Jaret Ray

作曲：JONES Stacy REDDICK Jaret Ray

Man you're really one heck of a guy

Best friend since junior high

You showed me Playboy for the very first time

That was rad

We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row

I pierced your ear right before the show

Westole your brother's beer

And he didn't know

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun

Did you fall in love

Or did you just wanna get some

That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion

I know you know she used to be my girl

You better run for cover

'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb

And did I mention that you both suckcom

Now you're stuck with her

Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar

I guess that makes me the luckiest loser

I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard

Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard

6 months later she crashed my car

That was rad

She's got a glow from her spray on tan

Marilyn Manson is her favorite band

I really think she might worship Satan

Not a band

Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun

Did you fall in love

Or did you just wanna get some

That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion

I know you know she used to be my girl

You better run for cover

'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb

And did I mention that you both suckcom

Now she's stuck with you

Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo

Like Celebrity Golf with Alice Cooper

Guess that makes me the luckiest loser

Mel Gibson Danny Glover

You deserve each other

A 'Lethal Weapon' when you take her home

To meet your mother

She was a superstar

Back seat of my car

Those days are over

Now life goes on yeah

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun

Did you fall in love

Or did you just wanna get some

That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion

I know you know she used to be my girl

You better run for cover

'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb

And did I mention that you both suckcom

Now your stuck with her

Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar

Like number two on a pooper scooper

I guess that makes me the luckiest loser

That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion

Luckiest loser

I know you know she used to be my girl

Luckiest loser

You better run for cover

Luckiest loser

Cause she's ticking like a time bomb

And did I mention that you both suck