Third Rock from the Sun - Joe Diffie

作词：John Greenebaum/Sterling Whipple/Tony Martin

作曲：John Greenebaum/Sterling Whipple/Tony Martin

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun

She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time

Like a broken field runner

slippin' through the line

He likes the way she looks

so he calls the liltle wife

Says don't wait up for me

I'll be workin' late tonight

Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears

Calls her sister up and cries get over here

Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while

Boyfriend wants a beer the store is just a mile

He leaves the motor runnin'

he'll only be a minute

His car drives away with teenagers in it

The driver tells his buddies got one life to live

They scream into the night

let's get it over with

Cause and effect chain of events

All of the chaos makes perfect sense

When you're spinnin'

'round things come undone

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun

The kid guns the gas car starts to swerve

Heads for the semi truck jumps the curb

Truck hits the big boy in Schoney's parkin' lot

Who flies through

the air takes out the bank clock

Clock strikes a light pole transformer sparks

Lines go down the town goes dark

Waitress calls the cops says she saw it all

Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall

Cops ring up the Mayor say

there's panic in the streets

We hate to wake you up

but we can't find the chief

Mayor says use your head

if he ain't in his car

He's hidin' from his wife

down at Smokey's bar

Cause and effect chain of events

All of the chaos makes perfect sense

When you're spinnin'

'round things come undone

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun

Cause and effect chain of events

All of the chaos makes perfect sense

When you're spinnin'

'round things come undone

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun