She's My Ever Lovin' Machine - Bobby Bare

作词：Shel Silverstein

作曲：Shel Silverstein

Well friends you know once

I was took in by a girl with a twinkly eye

But the first time

That I wasn't lookin' she ran off

With a handsomer guy oh my

But I'm an inventin' type feller

So as soon as my brain got uncurled

I tiptoed right down to my cellar

And built a mechanical girl

Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel

Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel

And her spine is a coil that I now

And then oil she's my ever lovin' machine

She's always right there when I need her

And she's very easy to please

And hardly cost nothing

To feed her just some water

And oil and grease

She never complains

When I stay out all night she never complains

That I ain't rich

And each time

I want her just to cuddle me up tight

I just reach out and turn on 'er switch

Oh her arms are iron

Her legs are steel

Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel

And her spine is a coil

That I now and then oil

She's my ever lovin' machine

She has no trouble making

Her mind up cause friends

I did not give her a mind

And her heart is a clock

That I wind up so I know

That she'll love me in time

She always did

What she was supposed to right up to

This evening but then

She had an affair with a toaster

And they ran off and left me again

Oh her arms were iron

Her legs were steel her hips

Were on wires attached to a wheel

And her spine was a coil

That I used to oil she was my

Ever lovin' machine