Penguin, James Penguin - Brad Paisley

作词：Frank Rogers/Brad Paisley

作曲：Frank Rogers/Brad Paisley

Well the reindeer pull the sleigh

And the elves make the toys

Those are the stories that are well known to all

Little girls and boys

But I've got another story

That I bet you haven't heard

Did you know that Santa

Has a secret agent bird

He's Penguin James Penguin

That dapper little guy

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux

He's Santa's secret spy

Have you ever wondered

How Santa Clause keeps tabs

How he knows when you've been good

How he knows when you've been bad

He's Penguin James Penguin

That dapper little guy

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux

He's Santa's secret spy

From an undisclosed location

He's watching me and you

He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks

Yeah he sees everything you do

He's Penguin James Penguin

That dapper little guy

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux

He's Santa's secret spy

Not so very long ago

Santa didn't need much help

But with more and more kids every year

He soon got overwhelmed

He told the elves one Christmas

We can't do this anymore

Then a night in shining polyester

Waddled through his door

And it was Penguin James Penguin

He was there to save the day

He had wireless

And gps outfitted on the sleigh

And Santa said Penguin

Won't you be my ears and eyes

How'd you like to help me run

My Scfbi

He's Penguin James Penguin

And now I guess you've heard

How Santa got his little Christmas

Secret agent bird