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Red lipstick on my blue collar.

An' her number in

Maybelline black eye liner

Written on a napkin in my back pocket

She found it right there right before she washed it

Well, I started back-steppin', stumblin', stutterin'

Tellin' her where

I'd been an' how she was just a friend

She said, "You know I know that ain't the truthBut if that's the story you're stickin' to, yeah"

Well, you can stick it where the sun don't shine

Gonna take her advice an' hitch me a ride

We'll drive back to that waterin' hole

Where the cold beer flows an' the

Cuervo's gold

Suck a little salt an' lime(Suck a little salt an' lime)

Under that neon light

Gonna take my sorry behind

An stick it, where the sun don't shine

Have me a good time

HeyGot a call from

Woodrow"Hey, bro, your wardrobe's throwed all over the lawnThere's a lot of black smoke comin' from your bass boatAn' your ol' lady's cussin' an' a-carryin' on"

So I told

Woodrow, "Put her on the cell 'phone"

He said, "I can't bro, she's got me in a choke holdDoin' that tie, bro, I think she broke my elbow""Hello? Woodrow? Hello?""Oh, is that you, baby? Do what?"

She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine"

Gonna take her advice an' stay all night

Sit back down at this waterin' hole

Where the cold beer flows an' the

Cuervo's gold

Suck a little salt an' lime(Suck a little salt an' lime)

Under that neon light

Gonna take my sorry behind

An' stick it, where the sun don't shine

An' have me a good time

She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine"

Gonna take her advice an' stay all night

Sit back down at this waterin' hole

Where the cold beer flows an' the

Cuervo's gold

Suck a little salt an' lime(Suck a little salt an' lime)

Under that neon light

Gonna take my sorry behind

An' stick it, where the sun don't shine

An' have me a good time(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine")(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)

Stick it where the sun don't shine(Sit back down at this waterin' hole)(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)

Hey, bartender, want you to pour me another one

An' make it real strong(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine")(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)

I bet ol'

Woodrow should be here any minute now

He's gonna need one too(Sit back down at this waterin' hole)(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)

Ah hell, just bring me the whole bottle

Looks like

I'm gonna be here a while(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine")(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)

There's Woodrow right now

Oh, damn man, that looks bad(Sit back down at this waterin' hole)(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)

Whoo! Your elbow supposed to bend that way?(She said, "Stick it where the sun don't shine")(I'm gonna take her advice an' stay all night)"Hey brother, did you get all my clothes?I might need a place to stay to stay for a while"(Sit back down at this waterin' hole)(Where the cold beer flows an' the Cuervo's gold)

She's damn tough, ain't she?

Stick it, where the sun don't shine

Yeah