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Ladies and gentlemen and lowlifes

It is with outstanding pleasure

That we are here to present tonight

Slick rick the ruler and mc ricky d

Doing their smash hit mona lisa

You know like the picture

Anyway Id like to take this time out

To bow before his divine majesty

Come your highness they await you

Well it was one of those days not much to do

I was chillin downtown with my old school crew

I went into a store to buy a slice of pizza

And bumped into a girl her name was mona what

Mona lisa singing mona lisa so men made you

You know hatim sayin so I said excuse me dear

My gosh you look nice

Put away your money

Ill buy that slice

She said thanks Id rather a slice of you

Im just kidding but thats awfully nice of you

The compliment showed she had a mind in her

And when I smiled I almost blinded her

She said great scott are you a thief

Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth

Ha-ha hah had to find that funny

So I said no child I work hard for the money

And calling me a thief please dont even try it

Sit down eat your slice of pizza and be quiet

She almost got cut short you know scissors

She tried to disrespect who the grand wizard

Me well whats your name son

Mc ricky d but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee

Im sorry and I know thats low class

Please sit and tell me a little about your past

She said well I got courage and I dont like porridge

Ive never been to college but Ive got crazy knowledge

Over eighteen and my eyes are green

I wear more gold than that man on a-team

Trim slim and Im also light skinned

Best believe monas a virgin

A virgin honey needed a slap

She tried to tell me shes a virgin with her yea wide gap

I said it dont matter see Im not picky

Let me spell my name out for you its ricky

Ravishing

Impress

Courageous so careless

For the kangols which Ive got

That I wear everyday and

Why not

To fights not right that I recite and im

Quite polite like walter cronkite

Well just about then trevor my friend came in

He said hey rick dont you know playin with these snakes is a sin

He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store

He said I dont want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more

Now come along we have a party to attend

With some real mature women and some more of her friends

He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute

And as the cab came he thrusted me in it

And as we were leavin and drivin along

I could hear a melody as mona sang a song

If you see me walking down the street

And I start to cry each time we meet

Walk on by walk on by

Foolish pride

Thats all that I have left so let me hide

The pain and the hurt that you gave me

When you said goodbye

You walked on by