How D You Get This Number - Guy Clark

Sorry 'bout your mama

Sorry 'bout your paa

Sorry 'bout the business

With your brother-in-law

Hard cheese about the money man

Hard cheese about the stock

Hard cheese about you bein'

Up to your ears in hock

Tough luck about your luggage

Tough luck about your socks

Tough luck about the way

That the other shoe drops

Too bad about your girlfriend

Too bad about your wife

Too bad about the thing

You call the rest of your life hey

How'd you get this number man

Who do you think you're talkin' to

Now who do you think youre kiddin'

What do you want me to do

Howd you get this number man

Please don't make me laugh

You know you oughta be on TV

With a line like that

Hey I heard about the car wreck

I heard about the fight

I heard about the time

Yous in jail all night

I know you don't like trouble

And I know you don't like to fight

I know that you can argue

With a fence post all night

I heard about the lamp shade

I heard you had it on your head

I heard you told a joke

And knocked the whole room dead

No kiddin' 'bout the cough syrup

No kiddin' 'bout the junk

No kiddin' 'bout you been

In a deep blue funk

How'd you get this number man

Who do you think you're talkin' to

Now who do you think youre kiddin'

What do you want me to do

And howd you get this number man

Please don't make me laugh

You oughta be on TV

With a line like that hey