歌曲名 Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite

歌手名 Eddie Izzard

作词：Paul McCartney/John Lennon

作曲：Paul McCartney/John Lennon

For the benefit of Mr Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline

The hendersons will all be there

Late of pablo fanques fair

Have you seen it it's great they got stuff

Over men and horses hoops and garters

Lastly through a hogshead of real fire

In this way Mr K will challenge the world

With the blue people they're great

They're just

Chilled out

The celebrated Mr K

Performs his feat on saturday

At bishopsgate

Nice neck of the woods

The hendersons they're gonna dance and sing

As Mr Kite flies through the ring

Don't be late

Messrs K and h assure the public

Their production is second to none baby

And of course

Henry the horse

Gonna do the waltz

Oh you gotta see

It it's genius

I mean she's ready

She's got the stuff and movement and waltz

Horses how do they do that stuff

You gotta give her sugar you know

And she's called henry and it's a lot of explanation

But don't worry about it Kids ok

Just tune in turn off drop out drop in

Switch off

Switch on and explode

The band begins at ten to six

When Mr K performs his tricks

Without a sound

And Mr H will demonstrate

Ten somersets he's gonna do on solid ground

Whatever they are

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr Kite is topping the bill baby

Across the universe

It's me I'm on top of the bill

I spent years getting to this point

I'm bloody brilliant

This is golden you gotta see

What I do man

I got horses and dogs

And cats and monekys

And blue people it's just

It's such a collection

I spent years putting it together

You gotta watch it

You gotta see it

It's me

In the thing

Yeah