Roses Are Free (Lp Version) - Ween

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree

Cut a slab of melon and pretend

That you still love me

Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny

Get in your car and cruise the land

Of the brave and the free

But don't forget to understand exactly what

You put on the tree

Don't believe the florist when he tells you that

The roses are free

Tke a wrinkled raisin and do with it what you will

Push it into third if you know you're gonna

Climb a hill

Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know

That you've had your fill

Resist all the urges that make you wanna

Go out and kill

But don't forget to understand exactly what

You put on the tree

Don't believe the florist when he tells you that

The roses are free

Throw that pumpkin at the tree

Unless you think that pumpkin hols your destiny

Cast it off into the sea bake that pie

And eat it with me

Throw that pumpkin at the tree

Unless you think that pumpkin hols your destiny

Cast it off into the sea bake that pie

And eat it with me