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I've Got A Wife - Frankie Yankovic

Oh I got a wife at home

I got a wife at home

I got a wife she's the apple of my life

But I wish she would leave me alone

When I hear

Hang your clothes up

Wipe your feet off

Goodness sake don't slam the door

Fix the socket dry the dishes

Can't you do a single chore

Hang the picture

Set the table

Don't drop ashes on the floor

Heat the bottle

Change the baby

You love me anymore

He don't love her anymore

There he goes right out the door

He'll be back about half past ten

And then she'll start right in again

Oh I got a wife at home

I got a wife at home

I got a wife she's the apple of my life

But I wish she would leave me alone

When I hear

Tack the shade up

Wash the windows

Wipe the handprints off the door

Change the light bulbs

Scrub the bathtub

Pick the toys up from the floor

Tape the lamp cord

Make some coffee

Burn the garbage

Oil the door

Get the kids

And call my mother

You love me anymore

He don't love her anymore

There he goes right out the door

He'll be back about half past ten

And then she'll start right in again

Oh I got a wife at home

I got a wife at home

I got a wife she's the apple of my life

But I wish she would leave me alone

I wish she would leave me alone