Zeldar - Devin The Dude

Welcome to the show and tell convention on mars

Do anybody have something to show or tell

I'm zeldar from the planet beldar

Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn

I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern

Landed on earth no where to go a hole in my megaboomp hehehe

Landed in a field with green leafy trees

Looked kind of odd to me

So I sniff smoked it sniff

I took my stellcutter

Cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt

Very good I took some for myself

Back to my spaceship I gave some it my family

They say sniff ahh what you call this weed

Stuttering my name is zeldar

I'm from from planet deldar my name is zeldar

And we shop at walmart

I came back just to grab me another fat sack of the

Green leafy thing I found in the field

Yea they call it kill

I rolled into the hood

I'm greeted but it wasn't all good

I saw mixed people all kinds of colors and

They looked at me like I was weird

They call me queer

I say no my name is zeldar

I'm from planet beldar my leader is zeldar

And we shop at Walmart

Stuttering ahhh I have kids

I don't give them none of the green

Leafy stuff that I found in the field

Cause it might do them harm but I'm old enough

So I cough and I puff on the

Green leafy stuff I found in the field yeah I call it kill

What'd you say your name was

My name is zeldar