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Darling

Yes

Robert

What

I worry

Why

He's all alone

There's no one

Where

In his life

Oh

Robert ought to

have a woman

Poor baby all alone

Evening after evening

by the telephone

We're the only tenderness

he's ever known

Poor baby

David

Yes

Bobby

What

I worry

Why

It's such a waste

There's no one

Where

In his life

Bobby ought to have a woman

Poor baby sitting there

Staring at the walls

and playing solitaire

Making conversation

with the empty air

Poor baby

Robert

Bobby

Robert angel

Bobby honey

You know

No one

Wants you to be happy

More than I do

No one

But isn't she a little bit well

You know

You know

Face it

Why her

Better

No one isn't she a little bit well

You know

You know

Face it

No one wants you to be happy

More than I do

No one

But

Isn't she a little bit well

You know no one

Face it

But isn't she a little bit well

Dumb

Tacky

Vulgar

Old

Tall

Aggressive

Where is she from

Neurotic

Peculiar

And cheap

She seems so dead

And gross

Depressing

Goliath

Poor baby all alone

Throw a lonely dog a bone

it's still a bone

We're the only tenderness

he's ever known

Poor baby