歌曲名 Opening

歌手名 Stephen Sondheim

作词：Stephen Sondheim

作曲：Stephen Sondheim

Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby

Hi this is a dirty phone call

Larry and I will be in the country

so we'll miss any birthday celebration

Anyway you're thirty-five

Who wants to celebrate being that old

Well I only hope I look as good as you

when I'm your age

Hi Bob it's Peter Get those girls out of

your bed and pick up the phone will ya

God I'm so envious I can't even talk Call me

Hi Bobby It's Amy I just called to say

that if I'm late for the surprise birthday party tonight

please tell Paul I'm running

oh wait you're not supposed to know that there's

Judy Judy Oh goodness

I'm afraid I've dialed the wrong number

Sorry just ignore this phone call oh God

Hi this is Bob Yes today is my birthday

And yes you may leave a message about

how happy you are that I'm turning thirty-five

And whatever you're calling about the answer is yes

My birthday It's my birthday

Do you know you had me scared to death

I was just about to run out of this place

like nobody's business I was

I mean I didn't know

I mean what kind of friends would surprise you

on your thirty-fifth birthday Mine

Then again how many times do you get

to be thirty-five Eleven

Okay c'mon say it get it over with

it's embarrassing quick I can't stand it

Happy Birthday Robert

I stood it Thank you for including me

in your thoughts your lives your families

Yes thank you for remembering Thank you